NATIONAL TOUR

2024/2025

It’s Wine O’Clock ...... or whatever drink tickles your tits til Friday, be it whores on Coors, troubles on Bubbles, frisky on Whiskey or zero craic on zero alcohol.

Naughty Norma is newly divorced, horny as hell and believes 50 is the new 30.

As she ploughs through her 'Fuckit List”  she says “Fuck Yeah”  to her Midlife Climax!

Her three teenagers tell her to “get a life and get a fella", as they take over her 'glow-up' from Badger to MILF. 

The braver, bolder Norma has dived off the cliff and hopes to grow wings on the way down. She invites you on her journey as she gives a blow by blow account of her Tinder Sexcapades.

Norma unleashed promises to manifest a Man-Fest for everyone in the audience, as she jizzes up your sex-life with man, woman or DIY gadget.

Life is a costume party, so pull on your sparkly Spanx, gather the glitzy gals, and pop your Cork!

A CTD: City Theatre Dublin Production

with

Norma Sheahan

Directed

By Michael Scott

Returning in 2026 Shirley Valentine on Tour

Following its three sell-out runs at Dublin’s Gaiety Theatre in October 2021, 2022,  & 2023

treat yourself to an evening of laughter and triumph, as Norma Sheahan, one of Ireland’s leading dramatic actors,

breathes life into Willy Russell’s effervescent and iconic character

at a few selected tour dates Which Will be announced later in 2024

Trapped in a dreary marriage and humdrum life, Shirley wonders when she lost her hopeful, youthful self.

 With no support from her demanding husband, snooty neighbour, or self-absorbed teens, Shirley resorts to full-blown (although somewhat one-sided) conversations with her kitchen wall.

So, when a divorced friend asks Shirley to go on a vacation to Greece, she bravely gathers what remains of her dignity and begins a humorous and uplifting voyage of rediscovery.

Shirley with ever-opening eyes, begins to see the world – and herself – in a different light… but will she ever go back to being “St Joan of the fitted units”?

Directed By Michael Scott
Designed By Michael McCaffery

Produced in Association with The Gaiety Theatre and Mullingar Centre For The Performing Arts